WHILE the rest of the world stays up until 2am binge watching Orange Is The New Black, lifestyle queen and former jailbird Martha Stewart thinks it’s a bit meh.

The 74-year-old was a guest on Chelsea Handler’s talk show Chelsea this week where she revealed she doesn’t watch OITNB — the popular Netflix series set inside a women’s federal prison.

“Too close to home?” Handler joked in a nod to the five months Stewart spent in jail in 2004.

“Well no, it’s not as good as the real thing,” Stewart said. “When you live through something like Orange is the New Black, the real characters are better.”